Really, Lucy? Really?

While I dropped the kids off at school on Wednesday, Lucy ate at least 1/4 of a tub of margarine that was left on the counter. She proceeded to vomit the margarine throughout the house for the remainder of the day.

While I dropped the kids off at school on Thursday, Lucy grabbed a container of chocolate frosting out of the pantry, chewed it open, and ate most of the contents. I think that Shadow was in on this one too. He had a guilty look on his face.

LUCY!

Connor likes to eat frosting straight out of the tub. Apparently Lucy does too. Connor left a tub of frosting out on the kitchen counter, we left to run errands and came back to find the tub empty and Lucy's nose was covered in vanilla frosting residue.

Oh, Lucy

It doesn't matter how far back on the kitchen counter a food object is placed, Lucy will still find a way to grab it. I suspect that she has Go Go Gadget arms.

Leftovers and my food-oriented dog

I made bacon and eggs the other morning for breakfast. Later in the day, I roasted a turkey. I had plenty of both leftover, so the next day I made an amazing sandwich in a baguette with turkey, bacon, provolone, and roma tomatoes.

Speaking of bacon... While I was cooking the bacon pictured above, Lucy managed to snag the 4 raw pieces that weren't already in the pan. She seemed to enjoy her treat very much.

LUCY! You got some 'splainin to do!

While we were gone for about 4 hours the other night, Lucy at the following:

• Her retractable dog leash
• A pound of chocolate (she didn't get sick from it)
  
• A shit-ton of Starburst
• A voodoo doll
• Tony's Blackberry

Lucy did not eat the following:

• Box of Moist & Meaty sitting on the kitchen floor
• Bag of dry dog food sitting on the kitchen floor
  

No Square Dogs! Part II

Much to Tony's delight (okay, not so much), we've added another member to our family. Her name is Lucy and she was adopted from the Capital Area Humane Society. She's about a year old and looks to be a German Shepherd/Lab mix. She's a sweetie. And because this is a blog about food, I am obliged to inform you that she eats Science Diet dry food.