Best day ever at Midieval Times @ North Myrtle Beach

Dinner theater at it's best! Horse, knights, jousting, and food that you must eat without silverware.


"There were no utensils IN Medieval times; therefore, there are not utensils AT Medieval Times" - Janeane Garafolo as the Serving Wench, The Cable Guy




We had seats in the Blue Knight's section which means that we cheered for him and against the Red Knight!


"The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Red knight goin' down." - Jim Carey as Chip Douglas, The Cable Guy

Dick's Last Resort @ North Myrtle Beach

Here's a restaurant where you the servers treat you like shit and do their best to embarrass you during your dining experience. And you love every minute of it because it's hilarious.



Your visit begins with the server throwing your silverware on the table and saying "what the hell do you want to drink?" This is followed by additional personal insults and plastic bibs being tied on each diner in unconventional ways.



Of course there is food. The food is good, not great, but good. The menu features items such as wings, ribs, hamburgers, peel and eat shrimp, and nachos.



At some point, the server makes a hat for each diner with various insults written on each. Ian's said "My butt itches and my fingers smell like poop"! He later trader for Connor's hat which read "I pooped my pants."