"Hello. My name is Ian James Stewart. I have a deep passion for consuming edible items that result in my tongue turning a different color. These items include (but are not limited to) lollipops, PEZ, popsicles, and gumballs. I recently discovered that green ice cream cones also have this effect. I would like to share with you the results of my having consumed a green ice cream cone recently."
"AAAAAAHHHHHH, SEE MY TONGUE? IT'S GREEN!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! MY TONGUE IS GREEN!""I thank you for your time. Sincerely, Ian James Stewart"
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